Well, for one, I am a total nerd. I love to read, and write... I went to college and graduated with a degree in English. I also love and stick very large things in my ass. So come on in and I`ll show you how...

What I do in private:

I can write good porn scripts, I can come up with ridiculous ideas and make them happen, i can make people laugh, I can do laundry really well, and stick very large things in my ass.

Turn ons:

Putting random objects in my ass, the rain, motley crue, tattooes, blond girls, cheesy 80s movies, rough aggressive sex if its done right.

Kinks:

Piercings,Tattoos,Shaved